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Law absurdities
I prepare for you some law absurdities which are associated with cats. Some of them are really funny.
French Lick Springs, Indiana â black cats have to wear little bells on Friday the 13th
Madison, Wisconsin â people who are divorced canât ta
Snowshoe is very friendly breed.
Snowshoe is an American race, which resulted from crossing Siamese breed with Shorthair American race in the 60’s. Cat breeders have recognized the unique beauty of this cat and insured the perpetuation of this breed, the gene is now quite widesprea
Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk,
and I swatted one, how many flies would be left?
Girl: One - the
dead one!
RussOrmemanZP
I've had a slight
accident with your
sleigh, Father Christmas!
Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in
mint condition!
That's all right....now it's a mint with a
hole!
AlbaCrosleaMg
What is the difference between a
locomotive engineer and a teacher?
One minds the train, the other
trains the mind.
CorwynRadolfKB
Q: What is the difference between a smart
blonde and
bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been sighted.
MacDougalYitzchakrG
"Waiter, waiter,there's a hand in my
soup."
"That's not your soup, sir, that's your finger bowl."
GauPetenJ
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking
I'm God
When did this start?
Well first I created the sun, then
the earth...
WaljanFarrylqj
Mummy Monster: What are you doing
with that saw and where's your
little brother ?
Young Monster:
Hee, hee ! He's my half-brother now!
FortuneAilenQm
Why did the chicken walk on the telephone
wire?
She wanted to lay it on the line!
KeandreJasonSo
Arvil was coming out of the Texas University
student building when he
was stopped by two coeds.
"Would
you like to become a Jehovah's Witness?" asked one of the
girls.
"No, I really couldn't. I didn't see the accident."
ErchanboldGarwoodDU
Nate: "Hey, what's the weather like out
there?" Kate: "I
don't know. I'll tell you when it clears."
MardenArIynPV